1. “Mole! Bloody mole! We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!”

– Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

 

 

2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!”

– Dr. Strangelove (1964)

 

 

3. “There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.”

– Goldmember (2002)

 

 

4. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

– Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

 

 

5. “I Have Nipples, Greg. Could You Milk Me?”

– Meet The Parents (2010)

 

 

6. “This building has to be at least…. three times bigger than this!”

– Zoolander (2001)

 

 

7. “She doesn’t even go here!”

– Mean Girls (2004)

 

 

8. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

– The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

 

 

9. “I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.”

– Deadpool (2016)

 

 

10. “Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.”

– Clue (1985)

 

 

11. “I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it.”

– Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac – 1989

 

 

12. “Nobody’s perfect.”

– Some Like It Hot (1959)

 

 

13. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

– The Godfather, 1972

 

 

14. “I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.”

– Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

 

 

15. “If I’m Not Back In Five Minutes, Just Wait Longer.”

– Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)

 

 

16. “Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching cops.”

– Stepbrothers (2008)

 

 

17. “There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

– Airplane! (1980)

 

 

18. “Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you – but I’m not going to.”

– Groundhog Day (1993)

 

 

19. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

– They Live (1988)

 

 

20. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”

– Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

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